George Michael says sorry to Snappy Snaps manager

George Michael has made a formal apology to the manager of the Snappy Snaps store he drove his car into last summer.
The singer was on the Capital FM breakfast show when host Johnny Vaughn suggested it might be nice to lay the whole crashing a car into a shop thing to rest.
At first George chickened out, but after Johnny rung the shop and put George on the spot, he had no choice but to talk saying: 'I'm genuinely and sincerely sorry for smashing into your shop.'
To which the manager, whose comic abilities are clearly overlooked in such a role, said: 'That's no problem. It would be nice if you could come through the front door one day soon.' LOL.
He also revealed that since George stormed the store with his Range Rover (not in a rush to pick up his holiday pics, rather all high on pesky drugs), fans have started paying pilgrimage to the scene of the crime:  'We have a lot of people outside taking pictures' he said. No doubt, this Snappy Snaps chap will be on the new series of I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! at this rate.
During the radio interview George also talked about his time in prison, following the Snappy Snaps incident:
'I didn't do a thing in there. I had a kettle and I had a television and that's all I needed. The rest of the time I spent reading letters. I had about 7,000 or 8,000.'
However, despite the rumours, we don’t think any of those letters were from Simon Cowell. Talking about rumours that he may be lining George up for a role on the U.S. X Factor judging panel the Fast Love singer said:
'I'm confused because (Simon Cowell) hasn't called me and said anything of the sort.'
Boo. Even though we are secretly happy because at the moment we feel like America is nabbing all our best people and at least this means we get to keep George.

Dancing on Ice news: Jason Gardiner has gone all shy on us

It’s one of those celeb fights that just seems to be going on and on forever, a bit like Chanelle and Jack Tweed’s incessant Twitter bickering but more interesting.
First Jason Gardiner insulted Denise’ dancing (on Ice), so her husband Tim Healy had a bit of an on screen fight with him, then Jason tweeted that Tim’s breath smelt of “stale piss and alcohol”.
Then Denise said she wished that Tim had punched Jason, and NOW Jason’s decided that to get away from the two of them he would take to Twitter to call the entire Dancing on Ice audience “idiots”.
Well done Jason. Telling them, “You are clueless. No idea of facts just small minds regurgitating Press jargon.” Nice.
Jason Gardiner gets stronger
Weirdly Jason has spent most of today tweeting someone called Sammy Roberts about how his experiences of being bullied have made him stronger.
This is odd behaviour for someone who has previously made a grown woman cry on television.
We tried contacting Jason’s people this morning to find out just what is going on in his mental mind but were told that he “isn’t available”.
Oh dear. Jason once told us, “I f*cking hate doing interviews” so we guess that’s why he doesn’t want to have a chat. Maybe Denise wants to take the next blow?

Megan Fox 'NOT anorexic' says personal trainer

There’s no question that Megan Fox is looking just a bit on the slim side in her latest Armani ad and this sparked worries that the actress might be suffering from some eating problems.
However, Meg’s personal trainer has leapt to her defence, (possibly quite literally considering the day job), and said it’s not the case that the Transformers star eats half a pea and does 48 miles on the treadmill a day. Nope, it is, of course, that common celeb ‘problem’ of a dastardly fast metabolism, meaning she can eat buckets of KFC and still look like an ear wig. 
Someone needs to get us one of them before we finish this box of Krispy Kremes.
The trainer, whose other clients include Halle Berry and Kate Beckinsale, said: 'Believe it or not she has this really fast metabolism. So her training is all about body toning and sculpting. With her its really about she’s eating enough of the right things. People thought, "Oh she must be anorexic," but she’s far from that!' 
The trainer also talked about the key to Megan’s killer abs, revealing how he works her up and down, side to side and rotation. Perks of the job, we guess.
'The key to Megan’s abs is first of all genetics. The second is that we train her abs on all three planes. It’s not just about crunch, crunch, crunch. It’s about working her body up and down and side to side and rotation. We train all three of her rectus abdominis, her obliques and her corset muscle to make sure that her abs are not just tight and strong but small. The corset pulls it all in.' he said.
Right, so you got that? A few hours on your rectus abdominis etc and you’ll be looking near enough Foxy in no time.
Megan Fox latest film goes straight to DVD
So, probably lovely Megan should have concentrated a bit more on the acting and a bit less on the modelling if her latest movie is anything to go by. Her latest offering, Passion Play has gone straight to DVD in the U.S.
Reviews have panned her performance and dubbed the film 'awful', a 'mess' and 'an absolute car wreck'. Oh dear. Let's not focus on the bad, and instead, remind ourselves of something Megan IS good at:

Charlie Sheen internship recieves 74,040 applications

It’s official. Nearly 75,000 people want to work for Charlie Sheen. Have things really gotten that bad down the job centre that people are planning a tiger blood transfusion?
Things were getting so hectic over at @CharlieSheen, the winning warlock has begun the hunt for an intern to help him out on his quest for social media domination. In between giving interviews to anyone with a microphone and winning, he managed to tweet the following request to his ever increasing 2.3 million followers:
“I’m looking to hire a #winning INTERN with #TigerBlood. Apply here – http://bit.ly/hykQQF #TigerBloodIntern #internship #ad”
According to a source, Charlie was allegedly paid within the "deep six figures" for the tweet which linked to interships.com, where we found out more details on the job that 74,040 have applied for:
“The #TigerBloodIntern is expected to be proactive, monitor the day-to-day activities on the major social media platforms, prepare for exciting online projects and increase Charlie’s base of followers. You will learn how to promote and develop the social media network of Hollywood’s most trending celebrity.”
Planning on applying, but worried you might not be qualified to be Charlie’s Twitter-bitch? Well, all applicants need do is convince Charlie, who is probably drunk on the drug ‘Charlie Sheen’ or "banging' seven-gram rocks" anyway, why you think #winning means something in 75 characters or less. However, considering it means absolutely nothing at all, aside from being the rambling of a man descending into madness, it might be more of a challenge than you think.
Applications are open until March 11th when Team Sheen will decide.

Britney Spears: I wanted to be a lawyer

Britney has revealed all sorts in an interview with OUT magazine (probably not as good as heat, don’t worry). Thought you knew everything about Brit? Well, did you know she used to want to be a lawyer?
‘I was in seventh grade and it was career day and I remember thinking that I wanted to be an entertainment lawyer. I always knew I would be in this business somehow. I think this path worked out way better’ she told the magazine.
As one of the greatest minds of the 21st century, it’s easy to see why the Baby One More Time singer felt naturally drawn to a career in law.
Other pearls of wisdom included the advice ‘eat ice cream, that’s the best advice’, which she said comes courtesy of Mama Spears and talking about who she may be a reincarnation of Britney said,  ‘Audrey Hepburn, because she was a trend setter’. With those pink crochet pants on her head, she certainly is setting a trend of sorts.
Bet Audrey would be chuffed about that, forget Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Britney’s having Breakfast at Starbucks, which leads on to what Britney decided was her idea of hell – ‘a diet’. However, she also said wouldn’t rule out plastic surgery in the future saying she'll probably get surgery, "when it's time to pull and tuck". Pull and tuck? Think we did one of those at the gym earlier

Nicole Scherzinger Looks Hot In A Stupid Outfit

I love Nicole Scherzinger’s tight Pussycat Doll body so much that I can overlook this absolutely retarded outfit she’s wearing and still manage to get semi erect. It’s not easy, but with a lot of concentration and with my eyes focused squarely on that great ass it’s possible. It’s a skill I’ve had for years. How do you think I got this job? I’ve also perfected the ‘Elbow To Boob Rub In A Crowded Bar’ move and the ‘Spill An Ice Cold Drink On Some Topless Chicks While They’re Suntanning So We Can See Their Boobies Like It’s A 1980′s Van Halen Video’ move… Multitalented.

Glee-Dux: Who Brought Sexy Back, and Who Stopped It Dead in Its Tracks?

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Tonight, Glee was spelled S-E-X. And wow, did we get our educational fix for the week. Or the month. OK, we'll be thinking about this episode for a looong time. And not just for the steamy song and dance numbers.
Just when you thought you knew where "Sexy" was going tonight, it jumped off track and went down another road. We'll head down as many paths as possible to make sure you Gleeks didn't miss a beat. Plus, we've got some intel on the big Regionals episode next week...

WHAT WE LEARNED
That Was a Holly Holiday Sex Riot: Instead of making sure the kids of New Directions got the sex education they needed, Holly went a different route and straight up seduced the room—and Will Schuester, who I'm hoping was drooling over the blond teacher of legal age and not Brittany and Santana's hot ‘n' nasty dance moves. Also, why was everyone in Holly's exercise class dressed like they were working out in the '80s?
Sue's Evil Doings Intensified: She actually went to a Dalton hangout for info, and we all know some of the best Glee scenes come from New Directions proving Sue wrong. Think about the pilot episode with Sue watching "Don't Stop Believing" in the wings, and try not to get goosebumps. Go on, I dare ya! Anyway, Sue's coffee-shop smack talk was enough to scare Blaine right into a Neon Trees number. Not sure if the Warblers sold their sexy to their sister school (maybe we'll see their glee club soon), but who doesn't love an impromptu foam dance? Silly, but disappointing that it didn't lead to a soaking wet Darren Criss. C'mon, Ryan Murphy! It was the perfect setup!
Brittana Fans Got What They Wanted: Finally, the in-depth look into Brittany and Santana's rocky relationship that we've all been waiting for—and not just for comedic reasons or for girl-on-girl action. Brittany and Santana were able to talk (and sing) about their confusing feelings, feelings that only get more confusing during high school, so "Landslide" hit every mark. Naya Rivera and Heather Morris knocked it out of the park in this episode. Unfortunately, not the outcome Brittana fans wanted. Heartbreaking on all accounts. That hallway scene gave me my favorite line of the episode, marked in the "one-liners" section with an asterisk.

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Emma Still Has Her V-Card:  But more importantly, Emma couldn't give a straight answer to the big question: Does she still have feelings for Will Schuester? Wemma fans, I hear you freaking out. Please settle down, people are concerned. Kidding! Go nuts, we've got some progress!
Schue Got Supersexy: Who knew Matt Morrison could get his voice up that high? That "Kiss" number certainly had some heat. Even if the best seduction moves from Mr. Schue wasn't enough to convince Holly to take it to the next level. Until the end, that is. Nothing like Emma having the hots for Will to spark a relationship. Psh. Yeah, this pairing has "long-term" written all over it.
Mixing and Matching Is Good: Sue, Blaine, and Kurt. Carl and Holly. Blaine and Burt. Unexpected pairings make an ensemble show truly exceptional, and that Burt and Blaine scene was poignant, simple and surprisingly eye-opening. Plus, that scene led to another awesome Burt-Kurt confrontation, which let's face it, is always awesome. In fact, it might be time to invent a new descriptive word for Mike O'Malley and Chris Colfer scenes. Fantastical!
Sam Wants More Artie: The moment was subtle, but it got my wheels turning. Sam admitting he wished he and Artie were close like their girlfriends might have been an innocent attempt at forging a deeper friendship. But if I know Glee (and I do), there is something more to that little Sam and Artie moment. It wasn't that long ago when everyone thought Sam was the gay character who was coming aboard to woo Kurt. Did I set off any speculation alarms? Or am I completely on my own on this one?
Celibacy Club Returns: What happened to the other 15 members from season one? Never mind. Let's focus on how Quinn and Finn continue to do…whatever it is they're doing. The hickey! The prom king-queen campaign! The sneaking around! Just when Rachel might have been moving forward and focusing on becoming the star that she is, this Quinn-Finn debacle is very likely to cause some derailment for Ms. Berry.
Rewind Alert: Artie's face during "Afternoon Delight" was my unexpected crack-up moment of the episode. What was yours?
One-Liners:
"It's just like hugging, only wetter." —Holly
"Breakfast is confusing to you." —Santana
"If I wanna watch Kim Kardashian be classy, I'll watch E!" —Puck (uh, thanks for the shout out?)
"My lips are sealed. Just like your legs." —Holly
"Don't throw yourself around like you don't matter." —Burt
"We're cuddle monsters."  —Carl
"I am so yours. Proudly so." —Brittany*

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WHAT LIES AHEAD
Reg-ion-nals: That was me attempting to start a chant for next week's episode, which will surely be one of the highlights of this season. I can tell you that fanbases from these couplings will be happy with the goings-on in "Original Song": Quinn-Rachel, Quinn-Finn, Kurt-Blaine, and Sue-Will. There will be low points, and then there will be even lower points. But I promise some amazing high points as well.
The Death Heard Round the World: And by world, I mean the Glee fandom. By now you know a character is biting it during the Regionals episode, and the impact will be major. And if this is the first time you're hearing that bit of scoop, surprise? I've seen some of you making guesses in previous Glee-Dux comments, and I can tell you some have definitely guessed correctly. Others are wayyy off.
Quinn for Prom Queen: This storyline is not going away, I'm afraid. Quinn is dead set on ruling the school, and she thinks prom is the time and place to do it. She's also dead set on making Finn her king, but he won't be easily roped in to that circus. Perhaps a certain ex-girlfriend with a golden voice has something to do with his hesitation?
Kurt and Blaine Find Their Footing: What I mean by that is, Kurt gets the confidence to perform a rocking solo, and Blaine is involved with quite a game-changing plot point. As for Blaine and Kurt the maybe-maybe not couple...we get a moment during Regionals that could put some air back in our Klaine hope tires.
A Dream Judging Panel: Come for the singing, stay for the guest stars. Kathy Griffin and Loretta Devine are, not shockingly at all, a wonderful part of this episode. Add Sue Sylvester being her awesome evil self, and we've got a real Glee party. I'll bring the Pringles.

What did you think of "Sexy" tonight? Who else was relieved that Puck and Lauren didn't go through with the sex tape? Child pornography is not something we want from our Glee kids. Let's roll down to the comments and start a sex riot together.