crazycelebnews: That's a bit much - Is Jodie and Kirk’s shoot naff...

crazycelebnews: That's a bit much - Is Jodie and Kirk’s shoot naff...: Privates moment ... Jodie and Kirk   JODIE MARSH ensures Kirk Norcross’ privates aren’t on parade in a toe-curling photo shoot.  ...

That's a bit much - Is Jodie and Kirk’s shoot naffest ever?

Privates moment ... Jodie and Kirk

 

JODIE MARSH ensures Kirk Norcross’ privates aren’t on parade in a toe-curling photo shoot. 

Wearing a camouflage-print halter-neck top and military cap, the 33-year-old body builder sits at the naked club promoter’s feet.
With her flame-red locks tumbling over her shoulders her purple bikini can be seen straining to contain her surgically-enhanced assets.
It’s just one of a series of mind-boggling images that taste seems to have forgotten
Elsewhere the pair peel off entirely.
In intimate clinches they show off acres of skin covered in tattoos.
Further frames show the pair in patriotic mood sporting matching swimwear that features the union flag.
And despite the explicit nature of many of the photos Jodie insists she is just good pals with the 24-year-old Essex lad.

Tattoo much? ... Kirk clasps Jodie's bum

Though admitting she frequently kisses the former TOWIE star, she insists that is as far as it goes.
She said: “I’m always snogging Kirk, and while he wants it go further, I’m not putting out for him.”
Jodie, who has posted countless pictures of herself and Kirk on Twitter says he is just too young for her to get serious with.
The redhead, who also recently revealed how she once shared a bed with former X Factor star Frankie Cocozza, added: “It’s the same with Frankie. I love those guys, but they’re young.”

Patriotic pair ... Norcross nibbles Marsh while they sport wimwear with flag design

Jodie, who claims to be celibate, said Frankie, 19, and her only spooned.
And she added: “I could teach them a thing or two in the bedroom, I’d ruin them!”
Her love-life has been so bad, she even admitted she could go gay again.
After becoming muscly and shrinking to a size four, the former Page 3 girl said other girls can’t get enough of her and, with no man on the horizon, she’s tempted.
Jodie said: “Girls love my body. I’ve got a lot of lesbian followers who tell me I’m hot.
“In fact, I’ve had a lot of marriage proposals from women!”

Just friends ... Kirk and Jodie

Jodie has dated famous men including Max Beesley, Calum Best and Blazin’ Squad rapper Kenzie.
She also had a short-lived marriage to Matt Peacock, Jordan’s ex.
But after being cheated on and used for her status, Jodie no longer trusts men.
She said: “At the moment I’m quite happy just being single.

Pushing it ... Jodie takes it easy

“So would I go with a girl again? I would never say never to anything. I’m quite fearful of men because I’ve had lots of bad experiences. If you can appreciate a sexy woman, then why not?”
Four years ago, Jodie dated lesbian lover Nina, a hairdresser. The relationship ended but now Jodie says that she may be turned again.
She added: “If I meet the right person, it wouldn’t matter if it was a boy or a girl. I’m not ruling anything out.”

crazycelebnews: Katy Perry 'indecency' charge to go to court

crazycelebnews: Katy Perry 'indecency' charge to go to court: Complaint ... Katy Perry and Doug Bollinger AN indecency complaint against Katy Perry and Aussie cricketer Doug Bollinger will go ...

Katy Perry 'indecency' charge to go to court

Complaint ... Katy Perry and Doug Bollinger

AN indecency complaint against Katy Perry and Aussie cricketer Doug Bollinger will go to court, it has emerged. The playful onstage antics of the pop star and the sportsman, at the opening of the Indian Premier League in April, offended some members of the Indian public.

The indecency case, which relates to the moment Doug put his arms around Katy to demonstrate a cricket bat move at the Chennai event, will go before an Indian court later this month.
The pair have not been formally charged and will not have to appear in court.
The complaint is believed to have been filed by a lawyer who claims to be acting on the public's behalf and alleges the opening of the show was "obscene and lascivious" and "distracted students who were writing exams at the time".
A similar action was filed against Bollywood legend Amitabh Bachchan, while local press reported Bollywood actress Priyanka Chopra and IPL chairman Rajiv Shukla were also cited in the complaint.
The case will be heard on July 3

Sienna Miller 'Gives Birth To Baby Girl

Sienna Miller has welcomed her first child with fiance Tom Sturridge, with the baby girl born over the weekend in London according to US Weekly.

The 30 year-old actress has been with the 'Boat That Rocked' star for just over a year and debuted her bump and engagement ring in February this year. It is the first child for both stars, with no news yet on the name though it is believed to be a little girl.
Speaking about her pregnancy to British Vogue earlier this year she said: "Even though I'm under strict instructions not to say anything as it would completely defeat the point of everything I've tried to achieve in the last eight years."
"I'm feeling fine...It's all progressing nicely and it's very exciting." She added.
Sienna, who has previously dated Rhys Ifans and Jude Law took a 'babymoon' holiday to Italy in May for a rest before the arrival of the baby.
The 'Alfie' actress isn't the only one who gave birth this weekend, as another Kardashian was welcomed to the world. Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to Penelope Scotland last night (July 8) in Los Angeles.

crazycelebnews: Katie Holmes Gets Full Custody Of Suri Cruise: Div...

crazycelebnews: Katie Holmes Gets Full Custody Of Suri Cruise: Div...: Katie Holmes filed for divorce from her husband of five years, Tom Cruise only ten days ago (June 28) but the couple have already reache...

Katie Holmes Gets Full Custody Of Suri Cruise: Divorce Settlement Reached In TomKat Split

Katie Holmes filed for divorce from her husband of five years, Tom Cruise only ten days ago (June 28) but the couple have already reached a divorce settlement and more importantly the terms of custody of their daughter six year-old Suri avoiding a lengthy and public court battle.

The Dawson's Creek actress had petitioned for full custody of her daughter when first initiating the split and despite reports that Tom would fight for joint or even full custody as well, the couple have officially decided that Katie will have “primary physical custody” of Suri according to TMZ.
Tom will have “meaningful, significant” contact with his only biological child a surprise to those who believed the 'Top Gun' star was ready to fight his estranged wife for Suri.
Retaining full custody of her daughter has been seen as a victory for the 33 year-old brunette who made it clear from the outset that Suri was her number one priority. According to TMZ the terms of the settlement are “extremely complicated” and do imply that “religion” is an issue when it comes to the couple, as was rumoured with a clause stating how much both parents are allowed to talk about religion to the little girl, including Scientology.
The issue of religion was hinted at in the couple's joint statement released after they had finalised the settlement, insisting they had “respect” for their “respective beliefs” which implies that Katie is no longer following Scientology as she had when married to Tom.
According to TMZ the joint statement said: "We are committed to working together as parents to accomplish what is in our daughter Suri's best interests."
"We want to keep matters affecting our family private and express our respect for each other's commitment to each of our respective beliefs and support each other's roles as parents."
Both sides have claimed to be pleased with the settlement, Tom's lawyer But Fields telling TMZ: "The Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes case has been settled with a signed agreement. Tom is really pleased we got there, and so am I."
With Katie's lawyer Jonathan Wolfe adding: "This case has been settled and the agreement has been signed.
"We are thrilled for Katie and her family and are excited to watch as she embarks on the next chapter of her life."
A report that Suri must always be in “the presence of Katie's bodyguard and nanny” while around Tom have been denied according as “absolutely, 100% false,” according to TMZ. It was claimed that Katie didn't want Tom's Scientology staff around the six year-old.
The agreement means that a public battle between the Hollywood couple has been avoided. There had been reports that relations between the couple were "very bitter" but they seem to have overcome these for the sake of their daughter.