Charlie Sheen Went All Crazytown and All We Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

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You might be asking yourself, "How can I fashionably show my support for Charlie Sheen and his circus?" or "This Charlie Sheen fad seems to be sticking around, and I want to show I'm in on the joke. What do I do?"
We have the answer...
Or, Charlie does. And it's T-shirts. The master of Sheen's Korner supplied E! with this pic of himself and one of his goddesses modeling some brand-new merchandise. Soon after, he tweeted the same picture with the message:
"Eat your hearts out; literally! Now go buy it."
All seven styles of shirt can be purchased at CharlieSheen.com. And if you haven't bought your ticket to My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show, Charlie's website is also the place to do that. And in a winning move, the troll-hater has stated that one dollar from each ticket sold will be donated to the Red Cross Japanese earthquake relief fund.
Will you buy a tee? Or have you already pointed and clicked your way into owning a piece of Sheen Meltdown Tour 2011 history?