Hugh Hefner, 86, marries Crystal Harris, 26: that's a SIXTY year age difference!

The happy couple tied the knot on New Year's Eve - although early on, we imagine, so that Hugh didn't miss his bedtime

We just can't imagine what this 26-year-old gal sees in this 86-year-old MULTI-MILLIONAIARE

If you were hoping to snare yourself a multi-millionaire in 2013, then we're sad to report that Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is officially off the market after marrying playmate Crystal Harris. We bet you're GUTTED.
The ceremony took place at 86-year-old Hef's Los Angeles home (known by you as the Playboy Mansion) on New Year's Eve, with the happy couple taking to Twitter (where else?) to announce the news.
"Crystal & I married on New Year's Eve in the Mansion with Keith as my Best Man. Love that girl!" tweeted Hef, along with a picture of the newlyweds.
Keith's his brother, in case you were wondering.

They're laughing because they all know that those stairs have seen a LOT of ladies walk up them

He followed up with another picture, this one with the message: "Happy New Year from Mr. and Mrs. Hugh Hefner!"
Prior to the ceremony, Crystal, 26, tweeted: "Today is the day I become Mrs. Hugh Hefner. Feeling very happy, lucky, and blessed."
And, like someone who's been practising her married signature for months, the model has already changed her name on Twitter to Crystal Hefner.
The following morning, Crystal - who replaced Holly Madison as Hef's 'number one girlfriend' in 2008 - tweeted pictures of her dress in all it's glory, and of herself with her new husband and her new mum. Who, incidentally, is about thirty years younger than the daughter's new hubby. Which isn't weird at all, is it??
It's not the first time Hugh's tried to take Crystal up the aisle either. The pair were due to get hitched back in June 2011, but Crystal called the whole thing off (possibly at the thought of  seeing Hugh's crinkly old bottom) days before the ceremony, depsite the fact that a copy of Playboy with her on the front and the headline 'Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner' was already winging its way to stores all over the world. Whoopsy.
After the split, Crystal went on the infamous Howard Stern radio show (you know, the one celebs go on when they want to say something totally wild and controversial) where she discussed their sex life, revealing that they'd only ever got down and dirty once..
"It lasted like about two seconds," she said. "I was over it. I just like, walked away. I am not turned on by Hef. Sorry."
And yet just one month later Crystal had reconsidered and agreed to give the wedding thing another shot. We can't imagine why. Nothing to do with his bank account, we're sure.