A WOMAN dressed in leather murdering men with a Kalashnikov rifle in the
Paradise Motel sounds more like a Quentin Tarantino film than a pop concert.
But this is the opening night of a Madonna world tour — controversy isn’t just
expected, it’s what the punters pay handsomely for.
In the middle of her gig she even made an impassioned plea for everyone to
work for peace in the Middle East and around the world.
After 30 years setting the bar for her rivals, the Queen Mother of Pop has
proved yet again that Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Beyonce, Britney and Katy Perry
still have their work cut out to match the greatest female pop star in music
history.
MDNA — her play on words for the drug MDMA — is an assault on the senses from
the off, featuring a great mix of the classic hits, new material and the
standard world-class choreography.
Point and shoot ... Madonna finds a target in her audience
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It’s also the first time she has involved her kids, Rocco Ritchie and Lola
Leon, in the full production.
Rocco is a star of the show, cropping up in five numbers break-dancing and
singing — including with a gospel choir for Like A Prayer.
A softer side ... Madonna and son Rocco share a laugh on tour
The tour rumbles on until December so his old man Guy might be having a word
about keeping focus on the school books.
Rocco is 12 in August but is starring in a show that could easily, in parts,
earn a 15 rating. During the gig, he sees his mum stripped nearly naked and
tied up in a corset by a dancer, then dragged around the floor.
Bra-vellous ... Madonna shows she's still got it with raunchy embrace
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His older sister Lola was even closer to the sex-shop clobber, working
backstage in the wardrobe department at Thursday’s show. It must be quite an
education with the bondage outfits, chains and lingerie.
The show kicks off with a religious theme — dancers dressed like Vatican
guards swinging a giant incense canister around the stage in front of a huge
crucifix.
Priestess of pop ... Madonna is famous for using religious icons in her shows
The crowd erupted as Madonna emerged on stage in a curtained prayer room,
suspended on a wire, as dance hit Girls Gone Wild from her latest album
kicks in.
Guns play a prominent part in the dark opening. One of her rarer tracks,
Revolver, is brutal stuff, with dancers taking aim at the crowd while images
of shattered skull, blood and brain splash across screens.
Up-beat ... Madonna has a quick outfit change and flaunts it on stage as a majorette
The Paradise Motel scene launches with wailing sirens as Madonna slurps Jack
Daniel’s in a grotty room, before she kills intruders in a vicious fight.
It’s Kill Bill meets Pulp Fiction. Gripping stuff.
I’ve seen Madonna doing her Re-invention tour, Confessions, Hard Candy and
Sticky & Sweet — this one is up there as the best. In the earlier gigs I
saw her get the electric chair and introduce Parkour and The Percolator
dance move to the world.
Rocking the leather ... Madonna loves a kinky outfit
This time, her new craze is Slacklining, a cross between tight-rope walking
and trampolining. She gives it a spin herself, while singing live.
Lil Wayne, dressed as a bishop, and Nicki Minaj, dressed as a nun, have cameo
roles on giant video screens. Minaj shouts: “There’s only one Queen and
that’s Madonna.”
A few billion people might disagree on Monday, pal.
Blonde Ambition ... Madonna turns back time with her reinterpretation of the famous conical bra
Her Madgesty has a subtle dig at Lady GaGa in a mash-up of Express Yourself
and Born This Way.
She even gives a cheeky flash of her underpants, while dressed as a majorette,
poking fun at Miss Germanotta’s love for revealing her undercarriage.There’s
a clever trick in the production for new track Turn Up The Radio.
Mama don't preach ... Rocco looks happy to take to the stage with mum, Madonna
The giant screens flash back through footage of Madonna’s career as she tries
to find the right frequency for the song — earning some of the biggest
cheers of the night.
On the Confessions tour, she had a thing for gypsy rockers Gogol Bordello.
This time she has Spain’s Basque trio Kalakan performing. Some of the fans
around me used it as a chance for a toilet break.
Office chic ... Madonna and dancers push the boundaries with daring scenes
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Madonna has redesigned her famous conical bra for a reworked version of Vogue
in a steamy sequence that merges into the erotic Candy Shop.
It’s unusual to see a stripped-down version of any of her songs but she
performs Like A Virgin lying on the floor singing with only a pianist for
company on stage. But club anthems I’m Addicted and I’m A Sinner, from the
new album, get things fired up again for the climax.
Like a Virgin sacrifice ... Madonna knows how to make an impact on stage
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The chart icon has been hammered for charging a fortune for tickets but it’s
well worth the money.
I’ve given her some stick for maybe flashing a bit too much flesh for a
53-year old — but she throws herself into the show like a teenager and is
fitter than most people half her age.
Like a Prayer ... Madonna with a giant crucifix
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There is no encore, possibly because she broke the 11pm curfew by 40 minutes
and now faces a hefty fine from the authorities in Tel Aviv.
Not that Her Madgesty and her Kalashnikovs care — she’s just delivered another
world-class show her fans will lap up.
Back in business ... Madonna in pinstripes with boyfriend Brahim
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Set list
Girl Gone Wild
Revolver
Gang Bang
Papa Don't Preach
Hung Up
I Don't Give A ****
Express Yourself
Give Me All Your Luvin'
Turn Up The Radio
Open Your Heart / Sagara Jo
Masterpiece
Vogue
The Erotic Candy Shop
Human Nature
Like A Virgin (Waltz)
I'm Addicted
I'm A Sinner
Like A Prayer
Celebration
THE pop queen’s boyfriend, Brahim Zaibat, is one of the lead
dancers and performs a fair few steamy routines with her . . . organisers
had to build a special tent backstage for the dancers to practise tightrope
walking ... the costumes are designed by Arianne Phillips, who did the
outfits for Madge’s film W.E.
HER Madgesty played to 35,000 people on her opening night in Tel
Aviv’s Ramat Gan Stadium. By the time she’s finished her MDNA world tour,
she’ll have performed in front of more than two million... she is performing
a total of 86 shows – 32 on the current leg, followed by 43 on her North
America stint starting in August, and 11 in South America from November...
the show is coming to the UK next month. The first gig is in Hyde Park on
July 17, followed by Birmingham, Edinburgh and Dublin.