What is Katie Price playing at?

Jordan is determined that she won't end up alone

Katie Price has been 'parading' Leandro Penna around London on dates

While parading her new conquest Leandro Penna around London last week and Tweeting cute pictures of them on dates, it looked like Katie Price was smitten.
However, as ever with Jordan, we can exclusively reveal that all is not what it seems.
Behind the scenes the 32-year-old model's been secretly sending steamy messages to Saj Mohamed, who - as we exclusively told you last week - she pounced on during her latest trip to the States.
Plus we can reveal that as recently as two weeks ago Jordan also, wait for it... slept with her estranged husband Alex Reid.
And like us you could be forgiven for being confused, as last week she formally petitioned for divorce.
But while Jordan's single and allowed to enjoy her new-found freedom, her latest behaviour seems to be the workings of a woman who just can't handle being on her own.
And for Alex, 35, it's all proved especially upsetting.
The cage fighter - who fled to his parents' home in Aldershot, Hants, as his dad underwent open heart surgery last week - sobbed to friends: 'How can she do this to me? The bed's still warm.'

Peaches Geldof - Peaches Geldof Accused Of Shoplifting

 

Peaches Geldof Accused Of Shoplifting

Peaches Geldof has been accused of shoplifting a £70 dress from a boutique in Camden, north London.

Peaches Geldof has been accused of shoplifting.
The 21-year-old socialite was shopping in Camden Stables, in north London, when she allegedly took a £70 dress off a hanger in the Vintage King boutique and ran out of the store.
Peaches - the daughter of Boomtown Rats singer Bob Geldof - was recognised by a shop assistant who called the police.
A source told The Sun newspaper: "The assistant says she recognised Peaches as she came in. She says she saw Peaches rip the dress from a hanger and run out of the shop with it. It was apparently very blatant.
"The assistant ran after her but didn't want to leave the shop unattended."
Police have confirmed they are investigating the claim, but a spokesman for the 'OMG! With Peaches Geldof' presenter has denied the allegation.
He said: "Peaches knows nothing about any allegation of shoplifting and has not been contacted by police."
This is not the first time Peaches has been accused of stealing. She has previously been involved in three alleged shoplifting incidents but has avoided prosecution by paying for or returning the goods in question.
The source added: "There have been a number of misunderstandings over Peaches leaving shops without paying.
"The shop owner feels that just because she is the daughter of a rock star it doesn't mean she shouldn't have to face the law like everybody else."

Gilbert Gottfried Fired as Aflac Duck After Insensitive Japan Jokes

After tweeting a string of insensitive jokes about the earthquake and tsunami in Japan, comedian Gilbert Gottfried lost his gig as the voice of Alfac's duck mascot, The Hollywood Reporter reports.

"Gilbert's recent comments about the crisis in Japan were lacking in humor and certainly do not represent the thoughts and feelings of anyone at Aflac," Aflac Senior Vice President and Chief Marketing Officer Michael Zuna said in a statement Monday. "There is no place for anything but compassion and concern during these difficult times."

"Aflac will immediately set plans in motion to conduct a nationwide casting call to find a new voice of the iconic Aflac Duck," the statement continued.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, Aflac does about 75% of its business in Japan. The company plans to donate about $100 million to disaster relief.
The comedian hasn't apologized for his controversial jokes, which included, "I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.'"

Is Kanye West Finally Growing Up Or What?

When Kanye West got turned away from Paris fashion shows last week, we waited for the inevitable explosion, for Yeezy's newest dozen-tweet rant.

It never came. Our curiosity climbed. Then Kanye tweeted about Paris Fashion Week, and it was no kind of tirade; it was a happy photo of himself and a bevy of fans [above], simply tagged "photo from paris last week." What's going on here? Is Kanye West actually, seriously, finally growing up?

The fact that Kanye West is an artist of great merit is indisputable (sorry, haters -- just own it). Another truth -- evidenced by 'Ye's line "my life is like a child's illusions become reality" on a B-side to 2010's ubiquitously praised 'My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy' -- is that Kanye isn't the most mature guy out there.

Anyone compiling a roundup of Kanye's childish behavior has plenty of fodder: In the last few months alone, West ticked off Lily Allen with a tweet about abortion, possibly ripped off the video concept for 'All of the Lights,' bravely held back a full-on tantrum on the 'Today' show and apparently staged his whole "they banned my album cover, WTF!" controversy. And, of course, Taylorgate. Never forget.

This time, Kanye, the self-proclaimed Louis Vuitton Don, impressively stayed tight-lipped about the Paris Fashion Week snub. Alone, that feat may not have been so commendable. But take February into consideration, when Justin Bieber lost the Best New Artist Grammy to relatively unknown jazz bassist and singer Esperanza Spalding. Kanye seemed on the cusp of another rant, tweeting: @kanyewest

Scarlett Johansson Is Half Sean Penn's Age; Thoughts?

Like a lot of people I clicked on the item about Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson recently sharing an intimate dinner at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood. The meal comes on the heels of their kinda-weird brief jaunt to Mexico together (they spent less than a day there).

As I read it I thought things like, 'Wow she's moving on from her split with hubby Ryan Reynolds and I guess things really are kaput between Sean and Robin Wright.'

The 'Iron Man 2' star separated from Ryan Reynolds in December. The pair was wed in September 2008. Penn and Wright married in 1996 and after a couple of breakups and reconciliations divorced last year. They have two children, daughter Dylan and son Hopper.

And then suddenly I thought wait a minute, just how old are these budding lovebirds, anyway? Much to my dismay, Penn turns 51 this August and Johansson turned 26 in November. That's a nearly 25 year age gap between them.

Let's put it this way Johansson is only six years older than Dylan, Penn's daughter with Wright.

We all know that if the sexes were reversed the tabloids would be screaming headlines with words like cougar and boy toy. When Madonna dates one of her increasingly younger boyfriends the press always finds out how old the young man's mother is and compares her age to Madonna's. (Ironically Madonna and Sean Penn were married for four years in the eighties.)

Am I being a prude by thinking it's just a tad skeevy that Penn is dating someone literally half his age? Could it just be noted that there is a quarter of a century age difference between the two?

I'm hoping that this is a fling and the two of them find partners closer to their age. Wouldn't it be great to see Penn holding hands with someone his own age or dare I say it, a couple of years older? I think that would be a really radical thing for the famously liberal firebrand actor to do.

Stolen Usher ‘sex tape’ leaks... OMG indeed!

Rumours are whizzing around all over the place that a sex tape featuring Usher and his ex-wife, Tameka Foster has been offered up to several media outlets – yikes!
The OMG singer – who filed for divorce from Tameka in June 2009 before it was eventually finalised in November of the same year - reportedly lost the tape when $1 million worth of possessions including jewellery, furs and two laptops, were stolen from his car back in December 2009.
It is thought that the X-Rated movie was probably on one of the laptops that were taken, but so far Usher’s camp has declined to comment.
Tameka on the other hand has been far more vocal insisting that if the tape is released it had nothing to do with her:
"Yes, I have had sex with my husband. Multiple times," she said. "Would I sanction a sex tape being out? Absolutely not. I am a mother and entrepreneur. Sex tapes or pornography would not be my lane. I have no desire to be seen in that way."
Unfortunately, the bad news for her is she doesn't really have a choice.

Selena Gomez freaked out by death threats from Justin Bieber fans

Justin Bieber’s girlfriend, Selena Gomez is said to be ‘terrified’ after she reportedly received a storm of death threats on Twitter from a shed load of eager Belibers.
The tension between Selena and Justin’s diehard fans has been brewing for many weeks, but it reached a fever pitch when the young lovebirds were finally spotted sharing a kiss at the post-Oscars Vanity Fair party last month.
Ever since Selena has had to fend off a never ending torrent of online abuse from her 17-year-old boyfriend’s fans, which ranges from them calling her fat and ugly, to wishing her dead - Wow, that’s a bit harsh!
This isn’t the first time Justin has upset his fans by lavishing his attentions on a female, last year Kim Kardashian found herself targeted by the Belibers after the Baby hitmaker jokingly referred to her as his girlfriend.
Stunned by the response Kim said, “I’m getting death threats from your fans! This is unBeliebable.”
A shocked Justin kindly asked them to back off and thankfully they listened so here’s hoping he does the same with Selena and it has the same effect, otherwise their relationship could be over before it’s even really started and that would be a shame. No really, it would.

Daphne Guinness called Victoria Beckham an ugly pig *gasps*

During an interview with yesterday’s Sunday Times Magazine Daphne Guinness, heir to the Guinness fortune, had nothing but nice words to say about none other than Victoria Beckham and by ‘nice words’ what we really mean is she was downright nasty.
About Posh she said, “[She is] an ugly pig! Downbeat, miserable and awful” – Meow!
And wait, there’s more, she was just warming up as she continued, “Of course she’s going to make money – she’s backed by Simon Fuller. I don’t have anyone! She annoys the shit out of me.”
Wow, who rattled her cage?
However, less than 24 hours after the article was published Daphne suddenly had a change of heart and she's now claiming her words were twisted. She explains:
“I am so sad stitched up by the sunday times. I thought c. long was a friend. I would never call anyone an ugly cow, not my words.
“I feel like killing myself, I have been stabbed in the back by that journalist.
“the article was AWFUL, really inaccurate, I work so hard and this is the kind of shoddy treatment you get. I am beyond horrified.
“the journalist I knew from Issie, so i thought she would understand things, we had been friends, she has put words in my mouth.
“And for the record I not only admire Victoria Beckham but know her and like her. My point was that I do most things alone without a backer.”
Hmmm, doth the lady protest too much?

Justin Bieber fans dressed as cleaners to enter hotel

Justin Bieber fans dressed up as cleaners and entered his hotel room in Liverpool.
The 17-year-old singer was furious when two girls aged 16 and 18 were discovered in his suite at the Hard Days Night Hotel in the English city – where he performed last week - and had them swiftly evicted after a “telling-off” for taking pictures and trying to get into his bed.
A source told the Daily Mirror newspaper: “The hotel was swamped by fans all desperate to catch a glimpse of Justin. But two particularly enterprising girls snuck in through a side entrance and stole two housekeeping outfits.
“After ditching their regular clothes and slipping into their new costumes they got the lift to Justin’s suite and knocked on the door, calling, ‘Housekeeping’. Having been allowed in, the girls began half-heartedly polishing tables and dusting surfaces.
“No one realised until the girls were alone, and in his bedroom taking pictures of his personal possessions on their phones. A member of Justin’s entourage in another part of the suites heard them giggling and came through catching them in the act.
“The girls, following a telling-off, were evicted from the premises.”
Upon hearing of the incident on Friday night Justin – who wasn’t in his suite at the time - checked out of the hotel and slept in his tour bus.
However, the hotel insist they have had no knowledge of the incident.
A spokesperson said: “There was a strong police presence outside not letting in members of the public, plus we employed an extra 20 security personnel.”
Justin – who has been staying in the three-bedroom McCartney suite penthouse in the hotel – was last week trapped inside the building, with police telling him he was not allowed to leave or approach the balcony because so many fans were waiting outside.
Tweeting prior to the incident, the ‘Baby’ hitmaker said: "This is crazy. There are like thousands of people out there.
"Love everybody but gonna try and get some sleep. Please don't scream. Lol (sic)"

Breaking News Seth Green Makes His Marriage Work! Actor Seth Green Vows to Stay With Wife!

SETH Green has opened up about balancing work with marriage.
The actor, 37, married actress Clare Grant, 31, on May 1, 2010 at a private vineyard in Nothern California, after dating for two years.
“We’re both really busy but we also made a commitment over long term to stay together,” Green said.
“So you make it work and you sort of accept that every little bit of time you spend apart is just that moment, you’ll be back together again.
“We can’t believe we found each other. We’ve never been happier!”

Kid Rock Ignites Controversy With NAACP

Kid Rock isn't living up to some people's expectations. The Michigan rocker is slated to receive the Detroit-based National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) Great Expectations Award at their annual Freedom Fund dinner in May, but the event will host a much smaller crowd than normal this year, thanks to several members boycotting the ceremony.

The reason for the protest is the singer's use of the Confederate Flag, which is considered by some to be a representation of slavery, and has been used by several controversial groups, including the Ku Klux Klan and the white supremacist group, the Aryan Nations.

But the head of the Detroit chapter of the NAACP, Donnell R. White, defends this year's honoree, "Kid Rock .. has consistently lifted up the Great Expectations of many persons ... concerning the future of the city," (quote via the Detroit News).

Other city leaders disagree. "It's a slap in the face for anyone who fought for civil rights in this country," the leader of Detroiters for Progress Adolph Mongo said Thursday. "It's a symbol of hatred and bigotry."

For now, the multi-platinum-selling artist is staying silent on the subject. But in a 2008 interview, the star defended his use of the symbol at his live shows. "Why should someone be able to own any image and say what it is?" he questioned to United Kingdom's The Guardian. "Sure, it's definitely got some scars, but I've never had an issue with it. To me it just represents pride in southern rock 'n' roll music, plus it just looks cool."

Kid Rock will head to New Orleans after his appearance at the Freedom Fund dinner, where he will perform for the New Orleans Jazz Fest.

Jake Gyllenhaal Pissed Off by Urinal Photographer at SXSW

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Apparently, Jake Gyllenhaal not only plays a badass in Source Code, the new flick he's promoting at the SXSW Film Festival in Austin. Jake's also feisty in real life—at least when people try to photograph him at the urinal.
See what the actor has to say about this big bathroom buzz on the jump...
So what's the restroom reality? When Entertainment Weekly asked Jake about rumors of a "rather heated scuffle in the theater bathroom last night as a fan tried to take your picture at an inelegant time," Jake laughed and said, "That's true. I think it's an appropriate space to keep privacy. I hope that people wouldn't disagree with me on that."
Refreshingly low-key, yes? Nevermind. Jake had already become an action hero on Twitter.
Movie journalist Erik Davis (along with many others) tweeted about the rumor last night from Austin, "Best story I heard tonight was the guy who tried to take a photo of Jake Gyllenhaal at the urinal, and Jake went all badass on him...Gyllenhaal apparently grabbed the dude mid-photo, threw him against the wall and was like, 'are we really gonna do this right now?'"
We love it! And we certainly want to believe it went down exactly like that.
Sadly, Jake's rep tells E!, "There was no scuffle, it was an excited fan who tried to take his picture in the restroom. He asked the guy to please delete it and he did! No drama."
No drama, where's the fun in that?

Charlie Sheen's "Violent Torpedo of Truth" Targets America and Beyond

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Hide the kids, Charlie Sheen's "Violent Torpedo of Truth" is coming to a venue near you.

After quickly selling out shows in Detroit and Chicago Saturday morning, E! News has learned exclusively that Sheen's tour will be expanded to include as many as 20-30 cities.

And you might be surprised by where he may be showing up...

"Madison Square Garden is trying to book a date," a source told E! News. "That's not the ideal venue size, but Charlie is open to it."

As well, the self-proclaimed winning warlock could be heading overseas if tour organizers have their way to Europe and possibly Australia.

"More shows will be announced this week," an insider said, adding that Sheen will let us all know via Twitter.

So, just what will Sheen's show entail?

"Charlie is first and foremost an actor," the source said. "There will be a lot of scripted material, plus videos, interactive audience material, the whole range of things that play off Charlie's strengths. There will be light and dark moments. People will not be disappointed."

Charlie Sheen Went All Crazytown and All We Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

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You might be asking yourself, "How can I fashionably show my support for Charlie Sheen and his circus?" or "This Charlie Sheen fad seems to be sticking around, and I want to show I'm in on the joke. What do I do?"
We have the answer...
Or, Charlie does. And it's T-shirts. The master of Sheen's Korner supplied E! with this pic of himself and one of his goddesses modeling some brand-new merchandise. Soon after, he tweeted the same picture with the message:
"Eat your hearts out; literally! Now go buy it."
All seven styles of shirt can be purchased at CharlieSheen.com. And if you haven't bought your ticket to My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show, Charlie's website is also the place to do that. And in a winning move, the troll-hater has stated that one dollar from each ticket sold will be donated to the Red Cross Japanese earthquake relief fund.
Will you buy a tee? Or have you already pointed and clicked your way into owning a piece of Sheen Meltdown Tour 2011 history?

Is Jessica Biel Putting On a Brave Face?

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Jessica Biel was all smiles at Café Entourage on Saturday, just three days after the big break-up with Justin Timberlake.
Throwing her brother a 20th birthday bash, Jess—who just turned 29 (one year away from the dating age death sentence)—seemed in good spirits at the party.
But now that Justin has quickly moved on with A-list beauty, Mila Kunis, do you really expect us to believe that Jess' smile isn't all for show?
Oh no, we will not be fooled in this celeb breakup.
After all, Justin and Jess have been on the rocks forevs, and we know JB was not the one in this duo to end the relaysh.
Bottomline: Justin is red-hot right now, and Jess? Well, the days have passed since she garnered attention for her hot bod and fuchsia dress at the 2007 Oscars. The gal even told Vogue last month that her relationship with Justin is "the most precious thing I have in my life."
So sad, really, but we highly doubt the gal is doing a-okay.
We've said it before, and we'll say it again: Hollywood relationships rarely work when a couple is unbalanced on the celeb stardom scale.
You can't fool us Jess, so time to put on a sexy dress, show off that famous backside and do what Hollywood starlets do best.
Good, old-fashioned revenge. 

AdTech Ad Frank Lampard tells 98 year old granny to get lost

Frank Lampard is evicting his ex Elen Rivas’ 98 year old granny from one of his properties in Spain, where she lives in an apartment.
Frank bought the pad for his children’s great grandma during his relationship with Elen in 2008, but since he is no longer with Elen, who is currently dating Peter Andre, Granny has been given her marching orders.
When asked if Frank was concerned that Theresa Canete might be left homeless by his decision to sell the flat, Lamps said: ‘What’s that got to do with anything?’
According to Frank’s agent the mega loaded footballer has been ‘very generous’ in letting Theresa stay there as long as she has and that ‘Frank has no real interest in that flat for a long time’.
A source close to Elen, told The News of The World: ‘Frank is potentially making a 98 year old woman homeless.  Elen is desperate for him to change his mind. But all that she has been told is that it is a financial decision’.
Generous soul Frank earns a measly £150,000 a week, so it’s understandable he might need the cash. At £290,000, the flat is worth just over two weeks wages. In fact, Frank is so hard up he is selling ‘quite a few homes’ out of his necessary 11, apart from the one he actually lives in which is worth £8.5 million.
 Footballers really are lovely, aren’t they?
This week Christine Bleakely was spotted in a Paris jewellers with Frank and quoted as saying she would ‘love to have babies’ with the Chelsea midfielder who coincidently earns around £12.8 million year.

John Stamos: "I Don't Want to Replace Anyone, Especially Charlie Sheen"

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The Two and a Half Men house continues to be less than full.
Despite his name being bantered about as a possible replacement for a certain someone on the CBS sitcom, John Stamos quickly nixed the idea while chatting with Ryan Seacrest on his radio show this morning.
"I don't want to replace anyone, especially Charlie Sheen," said Stamos. "It's just not where my head is at."
But that's not to say the actor doesn't appreciate being thrown in the mix of possible contenders.
"It's all been very flattering," he admitted. "But nobody has officially talked to me and, quite frankly, as flattering as it is, it's really not part of my career plan right now. I'm just on a different trajectory."
Plus, if Stamos had his way about it, nobody would take over for Sheen.
"Charlie is great on that show and people love Charlie on that show and people love the way the show is," he said. "So, in the big scheme of things, apparently there's a lawsuit going on, so I don't know, but I hope it works out and I hope he goes back and people get the show that they love."
Well, easier said than done.

Did Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Adopt a Puppy Together?

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Nothing says true love like puppy love!
And so it seems that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have made a very big step.
It was rumored that R.Pattz had adopted a dog a few weeks ago, and now his ex-whatever, Nikki Reed, just let it slip that it might not only be Rob's pup...
"How did you know that?" Nikki quipped to HollywoodLife when they asked about Rob's new furry friend. "It's just so weird to me that when you get a dog, like, 78 hours ago the whole world knows about it."
So did Ms. Reed, looking cute in a romper, let slip that it is Rob and Kristen's dog? She continued:
"I didn't even know they got a dog, and I brought my dog, and people were saying that mine was a bigger version."
They, as in Robsten? Reed quickly recovered:
"Oh no, it's Rob's dog. It just becomes a community dog on set."
Umm, yeah right, babe! Don't worry, Nik, you aren't the one that blew their adorable little secret.
When Rob and Kristen were in L.A. over Oscar weekend, they were spotted at a vet in the Valley a few blocks down from where they were later seen shopping for some vintage clothes. Kristen, being the good GF she obviously is, would have accompanied Rob anyway, but we just assumed at the time the dog belonged to both of them.
They're shacking up in Vancouver together for freak's sake!
Don't you all just love this? Because we do!

Why Is Quentin Tarantino Beefing With True Blooder?

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Forget Bill. Sounds like Quentin Tarantino wants to kill Ball.
Sure, you think the Pulp Fiction purveyor would have plenty to bond with neighbor Alan Ball about. Both have Oscars. Both have vampire projects on their résumé (From Dusk Till Dawn, True Blood). But you'd be thinking wrong.
So what's their beef?
Tarantino is suing the Academy Award-winning scribe of American Beauty and mastermind of HBO's True Blood and Six Feet Under over the "blood-curdling screams" coming from Ball's outdoor "exotic bird menagerie." The ruckus, Tarantino claims, is keeping him up day and night and preventing him from writing.
Per the lawsuit filed Thursday in Los Angeles Superiort Court, Tarantino says he tried to work things out with Ball, but to no avail, and now he's been forced to sue to silence the "daily cacophony."
"Nearly every day, Mr. Tarantino and others in his home are subjected to pteradactyl-like screams, which are not only startling, but have also seriously disrupted Mr. Tarantino's ability to work as a writer in his home," the suit states. "In short, the macaws are a nuisance and have greatly interfered with Mr. Tarantino's quiet use and enjoyment of his home."
Perhaps Ball hasn't heard Samuel L. Jackson's recitation of Ezekiel 25:17 ? (Don't wanna end up six feet under now).
"Though one might assume that, as a fellow writer, Ball would understand and respect a writer's need for peace and quiet while he is working, that assumption would be wrong," the complaint continues.
An attorney for Ball was unavailable for comment, but we're guessing he thinks this suit is for the birds.

Lindsay Probation Report Would Destroy Her

TMZ has learned ... the L.A. County Probation Department report on Lindsay Lohan is so blistering, it could land her in prison if she's convicted of felony grand theft.



Multiple sources familiar with the probation report tell TMZ ... the report -- drafted after Lindsay allegedly took the necklace in January -- contains something "shocking" and "devastating" against Lindsay.  The info has never been made public and our sources would not divulge specifics -- only to say any judge who uses it to determine sentencing would probably throw the book at Lindsay.

The stakes are high if Lindsay doesn't accept Judge Keith Schwartz' proposed sentence -- which we're told is 3 months in jail.  If Lindsay decides to fight the charge, Judge Stephanie Sautner would use the report to determine sentencing if she decides Lindsay violated her probation.   Lindsay faces more than a year in jail for the probation violation.

And even worse for Lindsay ... if Lindsay is convicted of felony grand theft, the judge in that case would also consider the scathing probation report.  The maximum sentence Lindsay would get for felony grand theft is 1 year in state prison.

Mind you Judge Schwartz' job is to try and settle cases, which is why he's willing to go pretty easy on Lindsay.

Short story -- Lindsay is crazy not to accept Judge Schwartz' offer.

Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Holley, tells TMZ, "Judge Schwartz made it abundantly clear Thursday, on the record, that the probation violation, if proven, would be based on the theft allegation and nothing more.  If there was such 'devastating' information in the Probation Report, wouldn't the allegations be based on that?"

Matt McConaughey's Mom Gets Cheeky

Matthew McConaughey's mother Kay stole the spotlight from her son by flashing some thigh -- and her maternal panties -- at the premiere of "The Lincoln Lawyer" in L.A. last night.



Showing skin just runs in their family.

Nicole Scherzinger: Cheryl Cole's Newcastle accent is charming

Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger loves hearing Cheryl Cole's voice

Nicole Scherzinger was a guest judge on The UK X Factor

Both Nicole Scherzinger and Cheryl Cole would love to sit by Simon Cowell's side on The US X Factor judging panel, but it looks as if the Pussycat Doll has more of a chance than our feisty Geordie.
Fox TV bosses are said to be worried that American audiences will struggle to understand Cheryl, 27 - so she's reportedly working with a voice coach. 
'I think that her accent is charming,' says US beauty Nicole, 32.
'It probably sounds a lot more fun and interesting to listen to her than me do my southern slang!'
Even so, Nicole's keen for Simon, 51, to give her the job.
'I've put a lot of thought into it,' she told Heart Radio.
'I had my reservations because it's such a huge commitment but I think I would like to do it if it was meant to be.
'If it's supposed to work out, then it will, that's how I feel about it.
'We'll see. I'm a strong believer in everything is meant to be for a reason.'

SHOCK! Cheryl Cole's brother is jailed for 6 years

Andrew Tweedy is locked up for involvement in robbery

Cheryl Cole's brother Andrew breached an earlier suspended sentence for attacking a man

Cheryl Cole's big brother Andrew Tweedy was jailed for 6 years today after admitting his involvement in planning an armed robbery in May last year.
The 30-year-old, who breached a suspended sentence imposed for attacking a man and dousing him in pepper spray, pleaded guilty to conspiracy to rob and possession of a firearm with intent.
Andrew let his 4 accomplices borrow his imitation handgun for a raid on a post office near his home in Longbenton, Tyneside, which netted the criminals £2,000.
'[Andrew] provided the gun to the robbers and his home was both the meeting point before the robbery and the hide out after it,' Gavin Doig, prosecuting, told Newcastle Crown Court.

Andrew is Cheryl's half-brother.
Mum Joan Callaghan had Andrew, Joseph, Gillian and Andrew before meeting Cheryl's dad Gary Tweedy and giving birth to Cheryl and brother Garry, 23.
Her parents, who never married, separated when she was 11.

Victoria Beckham wants to double dress to impress at Royal Wedding

Posh sees a brilliant opportunity to showcase her fashion range

David Beckham has warned Posh that she needs to let Kate Middleton shine on her big day

Victoria Beckham is determined to look sensational in 2 of her own frocks at Kate Middleton and Prince William's wedding - one for the ceremony and another for the reception.
David Beckham doesn't want Posh to steal the limelight from the bride-to-be, but she's very excited about millions of people worldwide seeing her designs.
'Victoria's already told her team she wants 2 dresses, plus matching bags and shoes of course,' reveals Now's insider.
'She's keen on an empire line  dress with a split as she'll be heavily pregnant by that time and thinks that'll be most flattering.'
It's also rumoured Victoria, 36, is creating a honeymoon outfit for Kate, who's an avid fan of her collection.
But one person who won't be champing at the bit to wear her dresses is former bandmate Mel B, 35.
Although Mel's dismissed rumours they've fallen out, the pair reportedly haven't spoken since  October, when Mel bombarded Posh with phone calls and texts asking to borrow clothes from her collection to wear on her reality show It's A Scary World.
All hell broke loose when Vic declined, saying her samples weren't the right size for Mel's curvy frame - despite similarly voluptuous Kate Winslet recently being photographed in a Beckham dress for US magazine Glamour.
Ooh, we love a bit of handbags at dawn!

Justin Bieber: I don't think you should have sex with anyone unless you love them

Justin Bieber isn't into one-night stands

Justin Bieber's turning the UK into Beliebers

Never Say Never star Justin Bieber is dating gorgeous Disney actress Selena Gomez - but Justin will be taking things slowly.
Selena, 18, has worn a purity ring since she was 12 and the pair share strong Christian views.
'I don't think you should have sex with anyone unless you love them,' says Justin, 17, who's currently on tour in the UK.
'I think you should just wait for the person you're...in love with.'
Justin's single mum Pattie Mallette became an evangelical Christian after giving birth to the teen sensation at the age of 18.
'She was a good person but she made mistakes,' he tells You. 'She changed her life around because of me.'

Jessica Biel "Devastated" Over Split With Justin Timberlake

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Here we go again. Word, from yet another highly reliable source, is that the notorious together, not-together couple Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are supposedly calling it quits, again.
This is not a new decision, as we've been reporting the beautiful couple's on-off relationship for some time. Plus, the fact that Justin and Jessica barely interacted with each other at the Vanity Fair Oscars afterparty doesn't help their severe case of relationship denial.
So are these two dunzo for real this time?
A very good source says that the two have def split and that it was Justin who did the breaking up. The source adds Jessica is "devastated" over the reportedly final decision.
Reps for both stars could not be reached.
But a good friend to Jessica wasn't so mum:
"Jessica is not devastated," piped the pal. "That's just crap. She's a very independent, proud woman with her own career, she's fine." Good to hear, honey!
The multitalent and his pretty other half have been fighting breakup reports since 2009. His career is red-hot. Hers, much less so.
Seems to us, now that J.T. is trying to break through in the movie Industry, he's becoming less and less interested in playing the paparazzi game of always having a gorgeous babe on his arm, whatever the reason.
Also, he did seem pretty convincing in the Friends With Benefits trailer as a single guy, no? Coincidence? Perhaps.
Regardless, we're sorry the two are experiencing the pain of splitting, which is never fun, even when it's for the best.

George Michael says sorry to Snappy Snaps manager

George Michael has made a formal apology to the manager of the Snappy Snaps store he drove his car into last summer.
The singer was on the Capital FM breakfast show when host Johnny Vaughn suggested it might be nice to lay the whole crashing a car into a shop thing to rest.
At first George chickened out, but after Johnny rung the shop and put George on the spot, he had no choice but to talk saying: 'I'm genuinely and sincerely sorry for smashing into your shop.'
To which the manager, whose comic abilities are clearly overlooked in such a role, said: 'That's no problem. It would be nice if you could come through the front door one day soon.' LOL.
He also revealed that since George stormed the store with his Range Rover (not in a rush to pick up his holiday pics, rather all high on pesky drugs), fans have started paying pilgrimage to the scene of the crime:  'We have a lot of people outside taking pictures' he said. No doubt, this Snappy Snaps chap will be on the new series of I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! at this rate.
During the radio interview George also talked about his time in prison, following the Snappy Snaps incident:
'I didn't do a thing in there. I had a kettle and I had a television and that's all I needed. The rest of the time I spent reading letters. I had about 7,000 or 8,000.'
However, despite the rumours, we don’t think any of those letters were from Simon Cowell. Talking about rumours that he may be lining George up for a role on the U.S. X Factor judging panel the Fast Love singer said:
'I'm confused because (Simon Cowell) hasn't called me and said anything of the sort.'
Boo. Even though we are secretly happy because at the moment we feel like America is nabbing all our best people and at least this means we get to keep George.

Dancing on Ice news: Jason Gardiner has gone all shy on us

It’s one of those celeb fights that just seems to be going on and on forever, a bit like Chanelle and Jack Tweed’s incessant Twitter bickering but more interesting.
First Jason Gardiner insulted Denise’ dancing (on Ice), so her husband Tim Healy had a bit of an on screen fight with him, then Jason tweeted that Tim’s breath smelt of “stale piss and alcohol”.
Then Denise said she wished that Tim had punched Jason, and NOW Jason’s decided that to get away from the two of them he would take to Twitter to call the entire Dancing on Ice audience “idiots”.
Well done Jason. Telling them, “You are clueless. No idea of facts just small minds regurgitating Press jargon.” Nice.
Jason Gardiner gets stronger
Weirdly Jason has spent most of today tweeting someone called Sammy Roberts about how his experiences of being bullied have made him stronger.
This is odd behaviour for someone who has previously made a grown woman cry on television.
We tried contacting Jason’s people this morning to find out just what is going on in his mental mind but were told that he “isn’t available”.
Oh dear. Jason once told us, “I f*cking hate doing interviews” so we guess that’s why he doesn’t want to have a chat. Maybe Denise wants to take the next blow?

Megan Fox 'NOT anorexic' says personal trainer

There’s no question that Megan Fox is looking just a bit on the slim side in her latest Armani ad and this sparked worries that the actress might be suffering from some eating problems.
However, Meg’s personal trainer has leapt to her defence, (possibly quite literally considering the day job), and said it’s not the case that the Transformers star eats half a pea and does 48 miles on the treadmill a day. Nope, it is, of course, that common celeb ‘problem’ of a dastardly fast metabolism, meaning she can eat buckets of KFC and still look like an ear wig. 
Someone needs to get us one of them before we finish this box of Krispy Kremes.
The trainer, whose other clients include Halle Berry and Kate Beckinsale, said: 'Believe it or not she has this really fast metabolism. So her training is all about body toning and sculpting. With her its really about she’s eating enough of the right things. People thought, "Oh she must be anorexic," but she’s far from that!' 
The trainer also talked about the key to Megan’s killer abs, revealing how he works her up and down, side to side and rotation. Perks of the job, we guess.
'The key to Megan’s abs is first of all genetics. The second is that we train her abs on all three planes. It’s not just about crunch, crunch, crunch. It’s about working her body up and down and side to side and rotation. We train all three of her rectus abdominis, her obliques and her corset muscle to make sure that her abs are not just tight and strong but small. The corset pulls it all in.' he said.
Right, so you got that? A few hours on your rectus abdominis etc and you’ll be looking near enough Foxy in no time.
Megan Fox latest film goes straight to DVD
So, probably lovely Megan should have concentrated a bit more on the acting and a bit less on the modelling if her latest movie is anything to go by. Her latest offering, Passion Play has gone straight to DVD in the U.S.
Reviews have panned her performance and dubbed the film 'awful', a 'mess' and 'an absolute car wreck'. Oh dear. Let's not focus on the bad, and instead, remind ourselves of something Megan IS good at:

Charlie Sheen internship recieves 74,040 applications

It’s official. Nearly 75,000 people want to work for Charlie Sheen. Have things really gotten that bad down the job centre that people are planning a tiger blood transfusion?
Things were getting so hectic over at @CharlieSheen, the winning warlock has begun the hunt for an intern to help him out on his quest for social media domination. In between giving interviews to anyone with a microphone and winning, he managed to tweet the following request to his ever increasing 2.3 million followers:
“I’m looking to hire a #winning INTERN with #TigerBlood. Apply here – http://bit.ly/hykQQF #TigerBloodIntern #internship #ad”
According to a source, Charlie was allegedly paid within the "deep six figures" for the tweet which linked to interships.com, where we found out more details on the job that 74,040 have applied for:
“The #TigerBloodIntern is expected to be proactive, monitor the day-to-day activities on the major social media platforms, prepare for exciting online projects and increase Charlie’s base of followers. You will learn how to promote and develop the social media network of Hollywood’s most trending celebrity.”
Planning on applying, but worried you might not be qualified to be Charlie’s Twitter-bitch? Well, all applicants need do is convince Charlie, who is probably drunk on the drug ‘Charlie Sheen’ or "banging' seven-gram rocks" anyway, why you think #winning means something in 75 characters or less. However, considering it means absolutely nothing at all, aside from being the rambling of a man descending into madness, it might be more of a challenge than you think.
Applications are open until March 11th when Team Sheen will decide.

Britney Spears: I wanted to be a lawyer

Britney has revealed all sorts in an interview with OUT magazine (probably not as good as heat, don’t worry). Thought you knew everything about Brit? Well, did you know she used to want to be a lawyer?
‘I was in seventh grade and it was career day and I remember thinking that I wanted to be an entertainment lawyer. I always knew I would be in this business somehow. I think this path worked out way better’ she told the magazine.
As one of the greatest minds of the 21st century, it’s easy to see why the Baby One More Time singer felt naturally drawn to a career in law.
Other pearls of wisdom included the advice ‘eat ice cream, that’s the best advice’, which she said comes courtesy of Mama Spears and talking about who she may be a reincarnation of Britney said,  ‘Audrey Hepburn, because she was a trend setter’. With those pink crochet pants on her head, she certainly is setting a trend of sorts.
Bet Audrey would be chuffed about that, forget Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Britney’s having Breakfast at Starbucks, which leads on to what Britney decided was her idea of hell – ‘a diet’. However, she also said wouldn’t rule out plastic surgery in the future saying she'll probably get surgery, "when it's time to pull and tuck". Pull and tuck? Think we did one of those at the gym earlier

Nicole Scherzinger Looks Hot In A Stupid Outfit

I love Nicole Scherzinger’s tight Pussycat Doll body so much that I can overlook this absolutely retarded outfit she’s wearing and still manage to get semi erect. It’s not easy, but with a lot of concentration and with my eyes focused squarely on that great ass it’s possible. It’s a skill I’ve had for years. How do you think I got this job? I’ve also perfected the ‘Elbow To Boob Rub In A Crowded Bar’ move and the ‘Spill An Ice Cold Drink On Some Topless Chicks While They’re Suntanning So We Can See Their Boobies Like It’s A 1980′s Van Halen Video’ move… Multitalented.

Glee-Dux: Who Brought Sexy Back, and Who Stopped It Dead in Its Tracks?

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Tonight, Glee was spelled S-E-X. And wow, did we get our educational fix for the week. Or the month. OK, we'll be thinking about this episode for a looong time. And not just for the steamy song and dance numbers.
Just when you thought you knew where "Sexy" was going tonight, it jumped off track and went down another road. We'll head down as many paths as possible to make sure you Gleeks didn't miss a beat. Plus, we've got some intel on the big Regionals episode next week...

WHAT WE LEARNED
That Was a Holly Holiday Sex Riot: Instead of making sure the kids of New Directions got the sex education they needed, Holly went a different route and straight up seduced the room—and Will Schuester, who I'm hoping was drooling over the blond teacher of legal age and not Brittany and Santana's hot ‘n' nasty dance moves. Also, why was everyone in Holly's exercise class dressed like they were working out in the '80s?
Sue's Evil Doings Intensified: She actually went to a Dalton hangout for info, and we all know some of the best Glee scenes come from New Directions proving Sue wrong. Think about the pilot episode with Sue watching "Don't Stop Believing" in the wings, and try not to get goosebumps. Go on, I dare ya! Anyway, Sue's coffee-shop smack talk was enough to scare Blaine right into a Neon Trees number. Not sure if the Warblers sold their sexy to their sister school (maybe we'll see their glee club soon), but who doesn't love an impromptu foam dance? Silly, but disappointing that it didn't lead to a soaking wet Darren Criss. C'mon, Ryan Murphy! It was the perfect setup!
Brittana Fans Got What They Wanted: Finally, the in-depth look into Brittany and Santana's rocky relationship that we've all been waiting for—and not just for comedic reasons or for girl-on-girl action. Brittany and Santana were able to talk (and sing) about their confusing feelings, feelings that only get more confusing during high school, so "Landslide" hit every mark. Naya Rivera and Heather Morris knocked it out of the park in this episode. Unfortunately, not the outcome Brittana fans wanted. Heartbreaking on all accounts. That hallway scene gave me my favorite line of the episode, marked in the "one-liners" section with an asterisk.

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Emma Still Has Her V-Card:  But more importantly, Emma couldn't give a straight answer to the big question: Does she still have feelings for Will Schuester? Wemma fans, I hear you freaking out. Please settle down, people are concerned. Kidding! Go nuts, we've got some progress!
Schue Got Supersexy: Who knew Matt Morrison could get his voice up that high? That "Kiss" number certainly had some heat. Even if the best seduction moves from Mr. Schue wasn't enough to convince Holly to take it to the next level. Until the end, that is. Nothing like Emma having the hots for Will to spark a relationship. Psh. Yeah, this pairing has "long-term" written all over it.
Mixing and Matching Is Good: Sue, Blaine, and Kurt. Carl and Holly. Blaine and Burt. Unexpected pairings make an ensemble show truly exceptional, and that Burt and Blaine scene was poignant, simple and surprisingly eye-opening. Plus, that scene led to another awesome Burt-Kurt confrontation, which let's face it, is always awesome. In fact, it might be time to invent a new descriptive word for Mike O'Malley and Chris Colfer scenes. Fantastical!
Sam Wants More Artie: The moment was subtle, but it got my wheels turning. Sam admitting he wished he and Artie were close like their girlfriends might have been an innocent attempt at forging a deeper friendship. But if I know Glee (and I do), there is something more to that little Sam and Artie moment. It wasn't that long ago when everyone thought Sam was the gay character who was coming aboard to woo Kurt. Did I set off any speculation alarms? Or am I completely on my own on this one?
Celibacy Club Returns: What happened to the other 15 members from season one? Never mind. Let's focus on how Quinn and Finn continue to do…whatever it is they're doing. The hickey! The prom king-queen campaign! The sneaking around! Just when Rachel might have been moving forward and focusing on becoming the star that she is, this Quinn-Finn debacle is very likely to cause some derailment for Ms. Berry.
Rewind Alert: Artie's face during "Afternoon Delight" was my unexpected crack-up moment of the episode. What was yours?
One-Liners:
"It's just like hugging, only wetter." —Holly
"Breakfast is confusing to you." —Santana
"If I wanna watch Kim Kardashian be classy, I'll watch E!" —Puck (uh, thanks for the shout out?)
"My lips are sealed. Just like your legs." —Holly
"Don't throw yourself around like you don't matter." —Burt
"We're cuddle monsters."  —Carl
"I am so yours. Proudly so." —Brittany*

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WHAT LIES AHEAD
Reg-ion-nals: That was me attempting to start a chant for next week's episode, which will surely be one of the highlights of this season. I can tell you that fanbases from these couplings will be happy with the goings-on in "Original Song": Quinn-Rachel, Quinn-Finn, Kurt-Blaine, and Sue-Will. There will be low points, and then there will be even lower points. But I promise some amazing high points as well.
The Death Heard Round the World: And by world, I mean the Glee fandom. By now you know a character is biting it during the Regionals episode, and the impact will be major. And if this is the first time you're hearing that bit of scoop, surprise? I've seen some of you making guesses in previous Glee-Dux comments, and I can tell you some have definitely guessed correctly. Others are wayyy off.
Quinn for Prom Queen: This storyline is not going away, I'm afraid. Quinn is dead set on ruling the school, and she thinks prom is the time and place to do it. She's also dead set on making Finn her king, but he won't be easily roped in to that circus. Perhaps a certain ex-girlfriend with a golden voice has something to do with his hesitation?
Kurt and Blaine Find Their Footing: What I mean by that is, Kurt gets the confidence to perform a rocking solo, and Blaine is involved with quite a game-changing plot point. As for Blaine and Kurt the maybe-maybe not couple...we get a moment during Regionals that could put some air back in our Klaine hope tires.
A Dream Judging Panel: Come for the singing, stay for the guest stars. Kathy Griffin and Loretta Devine are, not shockingly at all, a wonderful part of this episode. Add Sue Sylvester being her awesome evil self, and we've got a real Glee party. I'll bring the Pringles.

What did you think of "Sexy" tonight? Who else was relieved that Puck and Lauren didn't go through with the sex tape? Child pornography is not something we want from our Glee kids. Let's roll down to the comments and start a sex riot together.

Charlie Sheen on Jon Cryer: "He's a Turncoat!"

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Charlie Sheen is still ranting—but move over, Chuck Lorre, there's a new target.
The just-fired actor is now going after former costar Jon Cryer for not reaching out to him.
"Like I said: You're with me, or you're with the trolls," Sheen exclusively told E! News today. "Obviously he's with the trolls."
And Charlie doesn't stop there.
Sheen was phoning in from "Sober Valley Lodge," where he claims to still be clean and sober and hard at work on his "manifesto."
"You'll find out more tonight on the show," he said of his continuing Sheen's Korner show on ustream.tv. "I'm busy writing my manifesto from now until then." (Sheen previously announced he was writing a book tentatively titled Apocalypse Me, but he wasn't clear if that was different from the manifesto.)

Sheen tells us he will be solo on tonight's livestream. "I don't need guests," he said. "I have one: Me."
He also says he is milking his time in the spotlight for as much as possible "because I just got fired. Because I have to pay child support. Because I'm not giving it away for free anymore. Because people have to work for it now."
Now back to his "troll" costar Cryer. Sheen had been expecting a sympathetic phone call from his Emmy-winning wingman when Sheen first launched his war with show creator Lorre.
"Jon has not called me. He's a turncoat, a traitor, a troll. Clearly he's a troll," said Sheen. "He issued a statement. Is it gonna take me calling him a 'traitor, juvenile and scared' for him to get it?"
Sheen might be misinformed on this count. E! News has repeatedly requested a statement from Cryer since Sheen first lashed out against the show over a week ago, but Cryer, via his rep, has declined to enter the fray. Cryer did do a sketch on Ellen riffing on his current unemployment but did not address Sheen directly; there was also a fake statement on Twitter from a spoof Cryer saying he was "shocked" with the whole debacle.
Furthermore, a source close to Cryer insists that Cyrer and Sheen have communicated and that Cryer did reach out to Sheen, but that out of respect, Cryer was not going to comment publicly.
Sheen has kinder words for some other cast and crew of the show, specifically citing several who are "not trolls" because they reached out and called him. Most notably "half man"  Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell (Berta the housekeeper), Melanie Lynskey (Rose the neighbor), Marin Hinkle (Judith Harper) and show director Jamie Widdoes.
And what if Cryer calls Sheen now?
"What's there to say? I'll tell him 'You're a little late. Goodbye, troll,' " said Sheen. "When I'm starring in multimillion-dollar films and he's begging me for a supporting role I'll say, 'You left me out in the cold with all of your guilt and stupidity.' "
Ouch.

Michaele Salahi Booted From Celebrity Rehab...Because She Didn't Need Rehab!

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The controversy is usually over whether a celeb's problems require more than Celebrity Rehab has to offer.
Not whether the celeb doesn't have enough to offer the show.
But that's apparently why former Real Housewives of D.C. matron Michaele Salahi was more or less fired by Dr. Drew Pinsky today.
"The treatment program that Celebrity Rehab documents is intended for individuals with serious substance abuse and addiction issues," VH1 said in a statement to E! News. "Prior to the taping of the current season, producers were advised that Michaele Salahi met the criteria to be treated in this setting. However, professional assessments spanning from that time to the present, found that she did not meet such criteria.
"As a result, she is no longer participating in the program."
A rep for Salahi said yesterday that the self-proclaimed philanthropist, who didn't appear to suffer from addiction during Real Housewives, was hoping Dr. Drew would "be able to assist her about everything she has endured over the last year."
Salahi revealed in September that she suffers from multiple sclerosis, a degenerative disease that attacks nerve cells around the brain and spinal cord.
Dr. Drew did a full medical workup on Salahi and she is doing fine, a production source told Radar Online. But apparently she and her husband are pretty pissed!
"She was really leaning on Dr. Drew, who is a respected doctor to get her through some of the issues after the White House, when she went to Congress, when she went into relapse with her multiple sclerosis," Tareq Salahi told Radar.
"My wife takes her health situation very seriously, she has a real diagnosis of multiple sclerosis," he continued. "You know, we can show you a bunch of emails about what they wanted her to pretend to be, therefore, but that's going to come out later on with one of the major networks."
Now that sounds like the camera-adoring gate-crashers we know and love!

Take That stars in US customs shock

TAKE THAT stars HOWARD DONALD and MARK OWEN were furious after being held for hours in US customs to be quizzed about their visas.

Chart-toppers Howard, 42, and Mark, 39, flew into Los Angeles on Sunday afternoon as they went to visit pal ROBBIE WILLIAMS at his Hollywood home.
But the singers, who flew there Upper Class on Virgin Atlantic, were pulled in for questioning because they had travelled without a working visa - and had to convince airport officials they were not there to work.

Customs quiz ... LA airport

Howard drew attention to the pair by accidentally trying to jump the queue for immigration.
A source said: "He thought someone called 'first class' as they approached security. The customs officer actually said 'Air France'."
The pair were eventually let in and the source added: "The lads are often on the LA flight but this visit was exceptionally bad.
"Howard was on the receiving end of the worst of it. They thought he was pulling a fast one, coming in the US to work.
"It was a fraught few hours. Howard was knackered and could have done without the hassle. Mark got through unscathed but it started the trip in the wrong mood."
Bandmates GARY BARLOW and JASON ORANGE, both 40, were not on the trip.

THG Caption Contest: Charlie Sheen Loses It!

Charlie Sheen may be unemployed and melting down before our eyes, but the man's not going down without a fight. In fact, he's prepared for war.
What are he and one of his goddesses thinking or saying here? Just think up your best caption(s), leave them as comment below and win!
We'll announce a winner tomorrow. Go to town and good luck ...

Charlie Sheen Prepares for War

Armed with a machete, Charlie Sheen is prepared for battle.
In a text message to People - soon after he was fired from Two and a Half Men, climbed to the rooftop of a building in Beverly Hills and posted his most disturbing edition of Sheen's Korner yet - the troubled star wrote:
Put yourself in my shoes for one warlock nanosecond. At some point there is nothing to say. Only war to wage … The winds are howling tonight. The gods are hungry. The beast is alive. And awake. And deadly.

Charlie Sheen is armed and definitely dangerous... to himself. [Photo: WENN.com]

On the professional front, Warner Bros. says it plans to make Sheen pay for all of the sitcom's lost revenue since it's been off the air, an intention that has prompted the following response from Sheen's manager, Mark Burg:

"It's sad for the fans that enjoyed the show for the last eight years. I'm sorry it's come to this. I guess a judge and jury will decide the final outcome... The show might not be coming back, but the final chapter has yet to be written."

Comments 0 Miley Cyrus: Flirting with Jared Followill?

On the most recent edition of Saturday Night Live, Miley Cyrus played the roles of Fergie, Lindsay Lohan and Justin Bieber.
But insiders tell Hollywood Life there's another new role Miley has been perfecting: flirt. The singer has reportedly been sending text messages to Kings of Leon bassist Jared Followill ever since the Europe Music Awards in November.

“Miley wants to keep Jared interested,” a source says. “She often sends him coy text messages. So far, he is a big fan of what she has been sending.”

This mole claims Followill, who hails from Cyrus' hometown of Nashville, is 24 years old and was connected to Julianne Hough in 2009, thinks Miley is "very pretty."

Might we need to prepare ourselves for... Cyrowill? We'll keep readers apprised.

Lindsay Lohan to Sue Jewelry Store For Profiting Off Security Footage

Sensing a legal opening along with a chance to cause misdirection and play the victim, Lindsay Lohan is going to sue Kamofie & Company jewelry store.
Why? She claims they had no legal standing to sell the infamous surveillance tape and that Lohan never licensed the rights to use her image for profit.
Kamofie sold the rights to distribute the tape to the Associated Press for at least $40,000. Lindsay says it's just proof they're using her to cash in.

No word on when Lindsay plans to file suit. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

A rep for Kamofie tells TMZ that "We regret to hear there is trepidation by Miss Lohan in connection with the video" but that they had no choice but to sell.
Don't ask us why selling footage of Lohan allegedly committing felony theft to a media outlet became an involuntary act, but that's what they're saying:
The statement continues, "We hope everyone understands this is beyond our control, the flood of the requests to see this video were too overwhelming."
"It was truly necessary to put it out."