Monday 23 September 2013

Rihanna takes a picture of a slow loris so hard that two people are arrested



Clothes-shunning popstress Rihanna has saved an endangered slow loris from captivity using the power of her Instagram alone. This happened. This actually happened.
For those of you not au fait with Rihanna’s gruelling tour schedule, she is currently taking a brief, rare break from her infinite Diamonds tour, a break she is enjoying in the south-east of Asia. DON’T DRINK ANYTHING THAT COMES IN A BUCKET, RIHANNA. DO NOT EAT THE ‘MIXED MEAT’.
Anyway, once there, she took a selfie with a slow loris because of course she took a selfie with a slow loris she is Rihanna, and in doing so she inadvertently led to two people being arrested.

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