Tuesday 24 May 2011

Jordan sues hairdresser, hairdresser calls her a less famous Pamela Anderson

Jordan sues hairdresser, hairdresser calls her a less famous Pamela Anderson

Earlier this year, Katie Price jetted over to the US for a barnet appointment at the Lea Journo salon, which is apparently a totally famous hairdressers over there. However, after having a few million extensions of other peoples hair attached to her head, her actual hair became so badly damaged that she decided the best thing to do would be to sue Mr Journo (NB: no relation to us, Heat Journo) claiming she had to spend £45,000 to get the damage repaired.
This might seem a little steep but knowing ‘Pricey’(we actually die a little inside whenever we say that) and her intellectual abilities she probably had the calculator upside down.
Now, of course them folks at Journo's was entirely unimpressed by the whole being-sued-by-Jordan palaver so decided to vent their frustrations to where else but The Mirror, of course! Colour technician Alexandra Thomas said:
"None of us had any idea who she was when she started coming. She's like Britain's answer to Pamela Anderson but not as pretty or successful, right? It doesn't bother us and to be honest it's a relief. We handle the biggest stars in Hollywood. She's a nobody."
Then we reckon she snapped her fingers, and someone behind her yelled MIAOW and made that whipping noise.

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