Cheeky Monkeys face smoking ban

ARCTIC MONKEYS could have done with some Febreze in their Hollywood mansion.

The owner of the £3million pad is fuming after the rockers ignored a smoking ban, leaving everything smelling like Dot Cotton's fingernails.
The lads handed the keys back on Tuesday after their two-month rent deal - costing £30k - expired.
But after inspecting the property the owner compared it to a "smoking house".
A source said: "They left the place looking pretty messy as you might expect with a bunch of guys. But it's the smell that's the problem.
"It stated in the rental contract they were not allowed to smoke indoors. But the house and the furniture stink of smoke. The smell is so bad furniture and other items may have to be replaced.
"If that is the case they can expect to be charged."
Apart from the fags the lads, ALEX TURNER, JAMIE COOK, NICK O'MALLEY and MATT HELDERS, have been ideal tenants.

Smoking house ... the £3m pad

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They were warned to keep the noise down to prevent upsetting neighbours including JENNIFER ANISTON and porn baron LARRY FLYNT.
Larry wouldn't even have minded if the lads popped round to borrow some of his videos.
The only sound neighbours could hear was a ping pong ball being whacked back and forth. The Sheffield rockers are well into their table tennis and even lined up matches with other bands, including double-Brits winners ARCADE FIRE.
They used the swanky six-bedroom pad, which has a swimming pool and library, as a base while they recorded their fourth album.
Hopefully they will be at next year's Brits, as proper rockstar behaviour was sadly missing this week.
At least the Arctics will set the smoke alarms off by having a crafty fag.