The once-ubiquitous Welsh songstress Duffy is allegedly about to quit the music business. The reason? You didn’t buy her last album. Go hang your head in shame.
The star, whose debut album Rockferry sold about forty billion copies in 2008, is reportedly so distraught at the poor performance of her last record that she’s ready to call it quits altogether. Her recent single Well, Well, Well sold less than 4000 copies in December. To put that in perspective Jedward’s All The Small Things sold almost 9000 copies in one week. And they’re not even proper human beings!
The most interesting thing you can say about Duffy is that she once stole a rowing boat (it’s true, look it up). Her music is about as thrilling as cold, thinly-buttered toast and it sounds like it was created specifically to appear on car adverts.
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