It’s official. Nearly 75,000 people want to work for Charlie Sheen. Have things really gotten that bad down the job centre that people are planning a tiger blood transfusion?
Things were getting so hectic over at @CharlieSheen, the winning warlock has begun the hunt for an intern to help him out on his quest for social media domination. In between giving interviews to anyone with a microphone and winning, he managed to tweet the following request to his ever increasing 2.3 million followers:
“I’m looking to hire a #winning INTERN with #TigerBlood. Apply here – http://bit.ly/hykQQF #TigerBloodIntern #internship #ad”
According to a source, Charlie was allegedly paid within the "deep six figures" for the tweet which linked to interships.com, where we found out more details on the job that 74,040 have applied for:
“The #TigerBloodIntern is expected to be proactive, monitor the day-to-day activities on the major social media platforms, prepare for exciting online projects and increase Charlie’s base of followers. You will learn how to promote and develop the social media network of Hollywood’s most trending celebrity.”
Planning on applying, but worried you might not be qualified to be Charlie’s Twitter-bitch? Well, all applicants need do is convince Charlie, who is probably drunk on the drug ‘Charlie Sheen’ or "banging' seven-gram rocks" anyway, why you think #winning means something in 75 characters or less. However, considering it means absolutely nothing at all, aside from being the rambling of a man descending into madness, it might be more of a challenge than you think.
Applications are open until March 11th when Team Sheen will decide.
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