Charlie Sheen has had quite an eventful few months, Drug and drink fuelled binges with porn stars, having his children taken away from him and getting the sack from one of the most popular shows on American TV, Two and a Half Men.
Now, we know what you’re thinking, “That Charlie’s a regular Alan Sugar, wouldn’t he make a swell boss?!” What a coincidence, Charlie thinks so to!
So much so that he has tweeted (his first professional step as big boss man) that he would like to recruit an intern over the summer to manage the ever expanding social media hype created due to his *ahem* recent career developments (see above paragraph). We can bet whoever’s given the position will come out of this as one ‘winning warlock’….or dead.
Luckily, the criteria for applying is very specific.
So even though Charlie has informed the masses about this exciting opportunity, they do have some boxes to tick on just how suited you may be to this frightening role.
‘Are you all about #Winning?’ ‘Do you have #TigerBlood?’ Can you plan better than anyone else?’
The tweet also provides a link to the application form where you find out what else might be expected you, our imaginations are running wild.
Well at least you wouldn’t have to worry about coming into work hung-over, that’s probably one of those unwritten requirements.
Some other requirements might include some filing, answering phones and trying to keep Charlie Sheen alive.
We bet fellow downtrodden star Lindsay Lohan has glanced over the application form a few times. Now there’s a film we’d like to see.
In the meantime, we must get back to being excited about the next series of our favourite show, One and a half-man.
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